Was upstairs when the doorbell rang. Excited (I can be like a kid with my toys!), I ran downstairs and opened the door. I signed for ParcelForce, and was given a huge parcel.
“What?”, I thought, confused. “What else comes with this GPS? Have I ordered the wrong thing? Is this the smallest box Amazon could find? Why is it so heavy?”
Then I thought to read the words on the box, and realised it was a wormery that I ordered 2 weeks ago.