To all web design and SEO experts

Hi. We haven’t met, but others might find that hard to believe by the frequency you email me.

But each time you get in contact, you assure me that you have already closely examined my website, so I am sure you will see this post next time you analyse it. After all, you wouldn’t be lying about that, would you?

Anyway, let me explain, for anyone lacking even half a brain. This is a personal blog. There is no product to sell, no company to promote, and no customers to reach.

I need SEO like… well I need it like a personal blog needs SEO. Which is not at all.

So please just pack up your lies and go away.